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Romy and Jules: The more modern tale of two starcrossed lovers

It is believed that we all have our ideal soul mate. Sometimes it is easy to find the one and at other times it takes multiple trials. Trust me I know, this is my story and how I found my true love( or two ). Im a hopeless romantic willing to go to extremes for the one I fall for, I know, I know what your thinking. THAT girls a complete moron a total fucking idiot. I claim to b a person who is attracted to an individual regardless of their gender and income. Ok well income is kinda essential. A few months ago I was on the new online dating site, PHISH BOWL. I was convinced by a collague of mine since I had been so desperate to try it out. You know sometimes things that plug in the wall dont always satisfy your sexual urges. Which reminds me Im going have to invest in another one.  Where was I? Oh yes, one day I was checking my inbox and there was a new message from this one  anoneMUS. The message said something along the lines of wanting to meet me at the coffee shop close to my apartment building. (Odd?) First question to ask was where this person lived and pray on a bottle of ketel ONE that this person wasnt the stalker from work. This anoneMUS despite their illiteracy seemed to intrigue me, asking questions pertaining to myself and telling me about their obssesion with CHER.  Cher should have given me the red flag….